Your identity is completely protected. We never reveal who placed the order, ensuring a true mystery for the recipient. Unless you decide to sign the note no one will ever know it was you!

Our "package" is nondescript, meaning your recipient won’t see it....coming. All products are shipped in plain, boring boxes or envelopes, with no indication of what’s inside. We value discretion and ensure that your prank remains a complete mystery.

1. Grab Your Schlong and put it in the cart.
2. Tell us how fast you want it and where you want it to end up. – Input your recipient’s shipping details (don’t worry, they’ll never know it came from you!).
3.Add a Message (Optional) – Want to include a mysterious note? You can, but remember: no threats, no bullying, just fun.
4.We Put it in the Box- They Love It – Your Shlong is on its way! Once it arrives, your target will be left laughing (or completely puzzled

Absolutely! Our products are 100% novelty gag gifts and are meant for entertainment purposes only. We do not condone harassment, so please send responsibly.

We stand bygood-natured humor. ShipAShlong.com is aboutspreading laughter, not malice. Whether you’re sending it as abirthday prank, a gag gift, or a lighthearted joke, our products are meant for fun—nothing more, nothing less.