Meet Mr. Floppy, the most versatile and entertaining addition to your novelty collection! Standing (or flopping) at an impressive 7 inches, this fully articulating Schlong can bend, twist, and pose in any direction you desire. Need a conversation starter? A quirky desk buddy? Or just something to make you laugh? Mr. Floppy has got you covered.
Whether you’re striking silly poses, using him as a stress toy, or simply marveling at his flexibility, Mr. Floppy brings endless fun and laughs to any situation. Just remember, he’s here for humor, not… other purposes.
Features:
Fully Articulating Design: Move, twist, and pose Mr. Floppy however you like—he’s as flexible as your imagination!
7 Inches of Fun: The perfect size for pranks, gags, or just keeping on your desk as a stress-reliever.
Great for Gifting: Surprise your friends, co-workers, or anyone with a sense of humor (or a need for one).
Important Disclaimer
Mr. Floppy is a novelty product and is strictly for external entertainment purposes only. This product should NOT be inserted ANYWHERE for ANY REASON. Seriously, don’t.
